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So Time magazine had a question for me this week: "Are you MOM ENOUGH?"
B*tch, please.
1) Congratulations on a provocative cover that has gotten everyone talking about Time magazine for the first time since 2006, when they declared that the person of the year was "You." Personally, I think someone found a great deal on mirrored paper and was looking for an excuse to use it, but whatever.
2) Let's talk for a minute about your cover model. As another blogger put it:
Let's start with the picture that you chose. I don't have hard stats (and I'm way too lazy to go do real research), but my informal polls at the playground lead me to believe that most moms who subscribe to attachment parenting are older hippie moms with gray hair and saggy boobs and Subarus. Why aren't they on your cover too?Great question, Time! And I'm with Jen on this one -- just watching our local news where they covered "reactions" to the cover, there was only person who thought it was fabulous, and you can see her around the 29 second mark. Go ahead, I'll wait.
Not quite the lady on the Time cover, right? Which leads me to my point -- nice job, Time, for perpetuating the "mom-as-supermodel" myth whereby if we give over our lives completely to our children, we will look like THAT woman. I call bullsh*t, for no other reason than the fact that one's breasts would not look like that after breastfeeding for 6+ years straight. NOPE. Not without surgical intervention.
How do you have time to get your roots done if you're breast-feeding and WEARING two children (the logistics of this flummox me) for six years or more? Cook dinner? Knit something? Read a book not by Eric Carle? Chaperone a field trip? How do you have time to go to Ashtanga yoga or out for a run? WHAT IF THEY GET HUNGRY? OR NEED COMFORT? You set it up so you're the only one who can give it effectively. Can you hold down a job, or does your employer not care if your kindergartner pops in after school for an afternoon snack of breast milk? More on that one in a bit.
3) Just because cavemen/tribal women/people in third world countries do it is not a persuasive argument for having your child three inches from you at any given time. This one drives me crazy. Do you know why these groups currently practice attachment parenting? Think about it. Not because some Christian charity dropped off a copy of Dr. Sears' latest with a sack of old concert t-shirts and they all read it and thought, "Hey, yeah, let's do this!" And sure, there's some cultural impetus behind it. But really, it's because they HAVE TO -- because they don't have clean water, healthy plentiful food, rooms to spare or cribs or bouncy seats, and because their world is DANGEROUS and letting kids wander can result in serious injury or death, far beyond ingesting months-old Cheerios found under the couch. And that's all they know. Don't you think those moms would like to pop out for an beverage at Starbucks some afternoon with their friends and sit around and chat for a few minutes, sans children? The reason they're not spending their days that way has nothing to do with their commitment to attachment parenting, and it's a foolish argument to make in favor of it. We don't live there. Our lives are not like that. Not in any way. Try again.
4) Where are the dads in all of this? The husbands? The other moms? I believe that, in a family with two parents that are in a relationship -- you know, married, or partnered, whatever you way you want to say it, for simplicity's sake I'll just say "married" for now -- that relationship is really important. It's the backbone of the family. And yes, kids are important, and each parent's relationship with each kid is important. But how are you able to strengthen and maintain that adult relationship when you've got a kid on your boob every hour and a half and more than one in your bed every night? Not to be indelicate here, but there are, ahem, LIMITATIONS to the family bed. Or at least there had better be. My husband put it this way -- "I would feel like a stud horse -- 'Thanks for the kids, now help me out when I ask for it for the next few years, bring home enough money to support this lifestyle, and I'll see you when the youngest turns 5 -- then we can resume our previously scheduled relationship where we talk about grown-up things for at least 10 minutes a day and have time alone together.'" I don't disagree with him. If you're so focused on your kids, to the exclusion of everything else, by definition you aren't paying much attention to your marriage. And if that goes, well, then, a whole lot of wonderful things go with it. I'm not interested in finding out what that's like.
Also, where's the consideration for the dad or other mom's relationship with the kids? If he/she is getting boob-blocked every time they want to rock the baby to sleep, that's not good either. Why is his or her relationship with the kids always given secondary attention to the "primary" mother's? In modern society with current technology (things like "bottles", for example), that's not necessary anymore. Maybe the counterpart to "attachment parent" is "detachment parent"...I guess he or she has got another role to fill -- the guy (or gal) who brings home the paycheck.
5) The very best moms at all don't work. That's what attachment parenting says. Dr. Sears and his wife, in fact, supplement their sons' families' incomes so that their daughters-in-law can quit their jobs and stay home with the kids and be, well, "attached." So again, it's the economic elites that can practice attachment parenting -- those who have Romney-esque family wealth or can at least front the mortgage payments for their offspring for a couple of years.
Moms who work outside the home to pay the mortgage and buy food are JUST AS GOOD AT PARENTING as moms who don't. In fact, an argument could be made that they are more self-sacrificing to spend so many hours away from their beloved children in uncomfortable business suits or uniforms, on their feet all day or crunched up behind a desk, rather than wearing yoga pants in the comfort of their own home being WITH their children and getting to participate in all of the sweet, wonderful moments of childhood in real time, not just between 6 and 8 am and pm. Right now, I get to work from home most of the time, and we have a nanny to enable me to do that, and the yoga pants are definitely the best part of the deal. (In fact, I put jeans on the other day and my legs felt weird walking up the stairs. I thought to myself, is this what real pants are like? Don't judge.)
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As for me, I don't believe that having parents THISCLOSE to their kids for the first six years of life builds any sort of independence and problem-solving skills, nor do I want my daughters calling me every day from college asking "What should I have for lunch today?" or coming home every single weekend. I have seen that, and to me, that is a parenting FAIL, and the roots of it start early. But again, these are the things that I think about, goals that I personally parent toward. If you don't, whatevs. To each her own. As long as your kids aren't calling me to ask what they should have for lunch when they're 19, it's all good.
So thank you, Time magazine, for turning the run-up to Mother's Day into another series of heated debates about who's doing the whole mom thing more correctly. We all really needed that. As for me, I would have settled for "Thanks for doing your best!"
